Will Tango For Tulips

Who: Colin aka Cojo aka Ferret
Occupations: U.S. Marine, Drinking Proxy, Research Specialist
What:
Colin is a United States Marine who has entirely too much time on his hands.
Well, not exactly. But with the little free time he does have, he spends it writting useless shit. When he’s not writing or making up useless shit, he’s getting closer to his goal of purchasing every movie ever made and is helping train the elite Ninja clan that only attacks during dinner time. Colin is also practicing to become the zen master of haiku’s. There are a number of his haiku’s that often reflect the difficulty he has in locating his shoes. Colin is also the main authoral genius behind Will Tango For Tulips.

Who: Nathan aka Ned aka Nerd
Occuptions: Destroyer of Worlds, Nerd, Coder Of Codes (Business Geek).
What:
Nathan has his degree in business development and entrepreneurship(”nerd”). When he’s not writting piercing articles about businessy things, he’s eating as much as he can to reach the entry weight for heavyweight sumo wrestling(he missed it last time by 100lbs). He enjoys long walks on the beach, poetry, and cliches. He is also the 5 time winner of the “Most Pointy Ears” contest.