I was thinking the other day….. WHY NOT MAKE GRANDMAS COPS!?!?!??!?! It’s ingenious. Who would ever see coming? Say you’re speeding and you start to pass this cop looking vehicle… you see an old lady driving it, so you don’t slot down and keep speeding. BAM you get pulled over, by the VERY SAME GRANDMA!! You’re feeling belligerent, so you decide to get a little belligerent. It’s only a grandam right? WRONG SUCKA! This grandma is trained in kung-fu. WHO WOULD SEE THIS SHIT COMING!??!?!! NOT A SOUL!!!! Except, me and the two people that read this shit. Genius idea.
But this is a genius idea. it’ll cut crime in half! maybe even 3/4! Fuckin’, karate ninja grandmas will fuck your world up. SO STAY SAFE. AND BEWARE OF KUNG FU NINJA GRANDMAS!
edit: i use belligerent twice in the same sentence. and i spelled shit wrong. so sue me.
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I dont like this idea. I’m afraid of cops and getting pulled over enough as it is. Grandmas trained in kung-fu would only increase my fear. THANKS A LOT DOUCHE
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Make that three other readers (at least). Unbeknownst to you, dozens, maybe thousands, of people from the intrawebs visit this website. It’s like the new Maddox!
But on topic, I doubt that grandma’s would be fit enough to catch a running criminal (assuming this person got pulled over for a crime as opposed to simply speeding). In close proximity they could kick the bad guys’ asses with the Kung Fu, sure, but what if the guy starts to run? Unless the grandma is also genetically enhanced, I doubt she’d be able to catch up.
they have nano bots! like JC Denton!
SO I’m pretty sure I was promised a new wtf post. I see nothing new.
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Love the idea. Kinda like a Bionic Granny. lol