Archive for June, 2008

Why I hang out with 5 year olds

We had some great weather today. It was pouring rain and the thunder was so loud I thought I would use the opportunity to steal a car because I figured the owner would never suspect their car alarm would legitimately be going off. I do need a new car but I made the moderately-wiser-but-unfortunately-not-as-awesome-decision and […]

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Sock Gnomes: Shameless Thieves, Or Government Agents?

We all know about the infamous Sock Gnomes, sneaking about in the night stealing your socks when you least expect it. The real question, however, is, are they acting on their own accord, or acting on behalf of the government? Think about it, how many socks could these gnomes need? Think of all the […]

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