Now With 100000% More Mustaches
I should be finishing a financial report right now but I thought I’d share two haikus that happened to come to me with you all instead.
Vicious elbow strikes,
cut off your appendages,
I am elbow king.
Arrows in the face,
O-m-g i am now blind,
Blood spew, spew, spew, trip.
Does anyone ever use wingdings? For serious. I can’t recall the last time i was writing something when all of a sudden i thought to myself “you know what this paper needs? WINGDINGS!!! uqhnfgk48fvnbgia;nam4a783n“. How many wingding fonts are there? THREE! one, let alone three wingdings fonts is waaaaay too many. WHO THE FUCK USES […]
Add to my Del.icio.usAll roads lead to Rome. - Yeah..I’m pretty sure main st doesn’t lead to fucking Rome…..
All’s fair in love and war. - Nukes and adultery are fair game then….fuck yeah.
All for one and one for all. - Now we’re lumped in with rapists and murderers. Thanks douchebags…
All’s well that ends well. - […]
As I was walking through my apartment complex today (sometimes I like to take a stroll, check out the hallways, you know how it goes) I noticed the elevator door was open. Curious, I paused in front of it for a moment.
Could it be this elevator was broken? The door wasn’t closing? I did need […]
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