Archive for February, 2007

Parable: who is my name?

There once was a boy who liked to eat delicious peaches. One day he grabbed a peach, and prepared to take a mouth watering bite. The peach looked up at him and said “who is my name?” horribly startled about coming across a talking peach, he quickly took it to his mother. “mother,” he said,”i […]

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The New Dictionary.com

Chris: so question
Chris: why is it acceptable to show a baby’s ass on tv
Chris: but not an adults ass?
Chris: its like
Chris: child porn
whytheferret: they are
whytheferret: tiny
whytheferret: and do not posses a full grown ass
whytheferret: so their ass it acceptable to be shown on tv becayse their entire ass equals about half a normal ass
whytheferret: and […]

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What My Financial Goals Mean To Me

So my LT made us write three paragraph(one per goal) on what our financial goals were. This of course is ridiculous and stupid. So I wrote this instead. Please enjoy.
What Financial Goals Mean To Me.
 
By Ferret
 
“What financial goals mean to me”, is an age old question whispered on mountain tops by lonely bearded men. These […]

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