Sara:dude. are you gonna let nathan one up you on wtf?go post something! :-p
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If you haven’t read about the newly created Awesome Insurance then you should. This is merely an update to express the new additions to insurance plans for Awesome Insurance.
The insurance has been updated to account for people riding hippos, night terrors from hippo like dreams, mutation from awesome blood types, consumption of inappropriate objects (like […]
There was a man who went up to the top of a mountain every day. Each day he rode the subway to this mountain, and each day he spoke to someone while he rode it. What he spoke, though, was yucky terrible things. He spoke hypocrisy to people - many people. One day while he […]
Add to my Del.icio.usToday is Cojo’s birthday. I thought I’d say something about that.
Happy birthday, brother. You have managed to survive another year without turning into a zombie or a t-rex. You have also managed to purchase an obscene amount of movies which I am slowly stealing. Please purchase Black Jack because it rocks. You can find it […]
This one time a guy had a rare blood type that transformed people into t-rex’s. He decided to share this secret with some friends and people he didn’t even know. He later donated his blood, and then the world over time became re-populated with t-rex’s. Now the t-rex’s are slaves in amusement parks like Disneyland […]
Add to my Del.icio.usBlood donation time is coming up around here and my girlfriend has been rigorously trying to get me to donate blood (she, for some odd reason, has the desire to get her body drained of her blood). I tried to deter her with the whole concept of a traumatic experience from childhood but she’d have […]
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