People are awesome. There’s a few people who are exceptionally awesome. I won’t name any specifics here. I wouldn’t want to embarass them (them encapsulating a potential singular more than plural notion).
As I was thinking about awesome people and how they go about their day, I grew concerned. What if someone who is extremely awesome, […]
Archive for November, 2006
Once upon a time there was a boy who skipped. This boy liked to skip lots of places. Many a people told him he shouldn’t skip lots of place, though, because it’s dangerous. The boy could slip and fall, after all. But the boy didn’t listen. So one time when he was skipping, he accidently […]
Add to my Del.icio.usColin and I were discussing today what would be an awesome occupation. After discussing the potential for his company, Death Distributors Inc., I commented on how awesome the Mafia is.
Let’s face it, organized crime rocks. This was even moreso the case back when Sammy the Bull was around. Forget Capone, he was a chump. He […]
One day there was a girl who was standing in a parking lot. Not soon after, her chest was pierced by a giant icicle.
The moral of this story:
Do not loiter in parking lots during ice storms. Especially if you plan on having an open casket funeral. Because while the icicle initially fills the gap, it […]
Ned is fat. And for this, I apologize.
Update: upon reading this post, ned spewed out his rootbeer. It was gross.
There was this one time when a boy tried to cross the street. But before he got to the other side he was hit by a car and was sent spinning violently through the air dying immediately after hitting the ground.
The moral of this story:
Look both ways before crossing the street. If you don’t look […]
Hot water is hot.
Hot water boils at 212 degree Fahrenheit. This is also hot.
On mars, hot water boils at 50 degrees Fahrenheit.
Hot water can sometimes be confused with cold water. This should be avoided.
Hot water is hot, not cold.
When hot water gets hot enough, it feels like cold water.
Sometimes Popsicles are confused with hot […]
As reported by AccuWeather.com, there will be a game of freeze tag going on today (Nov 3rd) in the Coastal North Carolina area starting at 11pm and taking place till 8am.
FREEZE WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 11 PM THIS EVENING TO 8 AM EST
Apparently the state has initiated a game of freeze tag scheduled for later […]
Add to my Del.icio.usI’ve been slacking this week and I apologize. Here is a snippet of some conversation that will hopefully be humorous enough to buy me some time to write something today or this weekend.
Ned: h
Colin: i
Colin: when our powers combine, we are a verbal greeting!
Ned: and thus become a hero, and an idol amoung children!
Ned: what […]
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