Archive for October, 2006

Train Monkeys

Have you ever wondered if there are any trains out there just brimming with monkeys? You know, like in africa or some remote tropical monkey infested island. Although, why a remote tropical monkey infested island would have a train is beyond me. But that’s not what I’m here to discuss. Cause I sometime wonder if […]

Add to my Del.icio.us

Hello

Tell us stuff [by posting in the comments].

Add to my Del.icio.us

WTF Club.

Me and Ned came up with the rules of WhyTheFerret a la Fight Club.
1st RULE: You always talk about WTF.net
2nd RULE: You ALWAYS talk about WTF.net
3rd RULE: If someone is offended, upset, or feels otherwise defiled- we don’t care
4th RULE: Only two people to a conversation
5th RULE: One post at a time
6th RULE: No IE, […]

Add to my Del.icio.us

Toilets and Technology Are A No No.

Technology is a great thing. Really, it is. I think it’s fantastic. It’s because of technology that I can keep in touch with those people who you block repeatedly because they keep getting new AIM screen names. I can also thank technology for increasing the already dismal grammatical skills of american society. And now, if […]

Add to my Del.icio.us

21st Century Zombies

This originally started with a conversation I had with kalie. I was talking about how I had massive dark circles under my eyes, and how I looked like a zombie. But a totally lame zombie. She told me I should improve. I was then given this piece of advice, “upgrade your tactics so that you […]

Add to my Del.icio.us

Pay Attention All You Cows Out There

once there was a cow
it ate beans and celery
and now it is dead.

Add to my Del.icio.us

I Don’t Cook Naked

Watch me cook poptarts,
But sorry, I am not naked,
Can you find my pants?

Add to my Del.icio.us

Sorry..

I’ve been working on an update for the last few days but I’ve decided to scrap it in lieu of another one. The update will hopefully be up before the weekend. Work has been crazy. I’m doing all sorts of extra stuff. Please bear with me.
edit: heres a haiku to tide you over.
I found a […]

Add to my Del.icio.us

I’ll Get To That Tomorrow….

My A/C has been broke since august. I came back from a field op and though to myself, “huh. it seems a little quiet in here”. Fiddled with the controls but it just wouldn’t come back to life. So today I came in at lunch and noticed it was a little chilly in here. I […]

Add to my Del.icio.us

Surfing T-Rexs

So I got to thinking about t-rexs….THAT SURF! how cool would that be? Imagine having that as a pet. You have a t-rex(way awesome) that surfs!(whoa). I mean, someone would be trying to be all cool and be like “oh..I just got a burmese python that can spell his own name and plays poker”. Pff […]

Add to my Del.icio.us