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I found a toaster
it was made of plastic stuff
i can’t find my shoes
i can’t find my sleeves
i think i left them outside
no, that was my shoes
I once updated
on a regular basis
and it was awesome
this day is way lame
it’s a case of the mondays
this ending is weak
the old man rode east
to find the city of gold
all […]
I should be finishing a financial report right now but I thought I’d share two haikus that happened to come to me with you all instead.
Vicious elbow strikes,
cut off your appendages,
I am elbow king.
Arrows in the face,
O-m-g i am now blind,
Blood spew, spew, spew, trip.
once there was a cow
it ate beans and celery
and now it is dead.
Watch me cook poptarts,
But sorry, I am not naked,
Can you find my pants?
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