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Add to my Del.icio.usDUCKAH!: Now here’s a question. Is the liger calmed by the sight of a mid-riff?
whytheferret: if its a smokin’ hot babe
whytheferret: then it will try to hump it with it’s liger penis
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whytheferret: can still get the humping action
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All roads lead to Rome. - Yeah..I’m pretty sure main st doesn’t lead to fucking Rome…..
All’s fair in love and war. - Nukes and adultery are fair game then….fuck yeah.
All for one and one for all. - Now we’re lumped in with rapists and murderers. Thanks douchebags…
All’s well that ends well. - […]
As I was walking through my apartment complex today (sometimes I like to take a stroll, check out the hallways, you know how it goes) I noticed the elevator door was open. Curious, I paused in front of it for a moment.
Could it be this elevator was broken? The door wasn’t closing? I did need […]
The Story Of Your Life Sucks
Published by March 27th, 2007 in Non Sequitur and Questions. 4 CommentsThere were a number of people I talked with today that had the response of “The story of my life,” to something I said. While I said nothing initially, I got to thinking about it and have something to say now. Firstly, a sentence is not a story. Actually, I take that back. It could […]
Add to my Del.icio.usThere once was a boy who liked to eat delicious peaches. One day he grabbed a peach, and prepared to take a mouth watering bite. The peach looked up at him and said “who is my name?” horribly startled about coming across a talking peach, he quickly took it to his mother. “mother,” he said,”i […]
Add to my Del.icio.usIf you haven’t read about the newly created Awesome Insurance then you should. This is merely an update to express the new additions to insurance plans for Awesome Insurance.
The insurance has been updated to account for people riding hippos, night terrors from hippo like dreams, mutation from awesome blood types, consumption of inappropriate objects (like […]
There was a man who went up to the top of a mountain every day. Each day he rode the subway to this mountain, and each day he spoke to someone while he rode it. What he spoke, though, was yucky terrible things. He spoke hypocrisy to people - many people. One day while he […]
Add to my Del.icio.usThis one time a guy had a rare blood type that transformed people into t-rex’s. He decided to share this secret with some friends and people he didn’t even know. He later donated his blood, and then the world over time became re-populated with t-rex’s. Now the t-rex’s are slaves in amusement parks like Disneyland […]
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