Anyone ever notice how bad handicap people suck at parking? I notice this all the fuckin’ time. I mean, yeah, you’re handicapped. Big whoop. It sucks. But that is no excuse for parking like a douchebag. I was at the grocery store the other day and I looked at this hooooooooorrendous park job. “look at […]
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Handicap Drivers And You: A Report On Douche Baggery
Published by April 15th, 2009 in Rants and Reports. 6 CommentsSock Gnomes: Shameless Thieves, Or Government Agents?
Published by June 22nd, 2008 in WTF and Rants. 1 CommentWe all know about the infamous Sock Gnomes, sneaking about in the night stealing your socks when you least expect it. The real question, however, is, are they acting on their own accord, or acting on behalf of the government? Think about it, how many socks could these gnomes need? Think of all the […]
Add to my Del.icio.usEvery time I take a piss in a public urinal, I always seem to notice how people position themselves for the urination. Some seem to be almost standing in the urinal. What’s up with that? It seems like it would splash a hell of a lot. Plus, it probably quadruples the chance of coming into […]
Add to my Del.icio.usDoes anyone ever use wingdings? For serious. I can’t recall the last time i was writing something when all of a sudden i thought to myself “you know what this paper needs? WINGDINGS!!! uqhnfgk48fvnbgia;nam4a783n“. How many wingding fonts are there? THREE! one, let alone three wingdings fonts is waaaaay too many. WHO THE FUCK USES […]
Add to my Del.icio.usAll roads lead to Rome. - Yeah..I’m pretty sure main st doesn’t lead to fucking Rome…..
All’s fair in love and war. - Nukes and adultery are fair game then….fuck yeah.
All for one and one for all. - Now we’re lumped in with rapists and murderers. Thanks douchebags…
All’s well that ends well. - […]
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