We had some great weather today. It was pouring rain and the thunder was so loud I thought I would use the opportunity to steal a car because I figured the owner would never suspect their car alarm would legitimately be going off. I do need a new car but I made the moderately-wiser-but-unfortunately-not-as-awesome-decision and […]
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I was thinking the other day….. WHY NOT MAKE GRANDMAS COPS!?!?!??!?! It’s ingenious. Who would ever see coming? Say you’re speeding and you start to pass this cop looking vehicle… you see an old lady driving it, so you don’t slot down and keep speeding. BAM you get pulled over, by the VERY SAME GRANDMA!! […]
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Nedicus: (me): “Holy crap, dude your pupils are huge!”
Ferret: “…So are yours!”
Nedicus: “Mine are always big!”
Ferret: “Well… so are mine! It’s cuz I’m always drinking!”
Convo between WTFers.
Omc instead of Omg.
Oh my cheese.
Yes. We pray to the gods of cheese. Gouda, Cheddar, Pepperjack, Provalone. Etc.
After all, without them, there would be no lasagna, no quesadillas, no parmesan on your spaghetti. What would pizza be? Omc. That would be terrible. fuck that, good sir. The gods of cheese frown upon that.
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