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Mustaches And You: A Tale OF AWESOME
Published by June 24th, 2009 in Mustaches and Awesome. 4 CommentsHandicap Drivers And You: A Report On Douche Baggery
Published by April 15th, 2009 in Rants and Reports. 6 CommentsAnyone ever notice how bad handicap people suck at parking? I notice this all the fuckin’ time. I mean, yeah, you’re handicapped. Big whoop. It sucks. But that is no excuse for parking like a douchebag. I was at the grocery store the other day and I looked at this hooooooooorrendous park job. “look at […]
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If you can’t handle the truth, get out of the kitchen.
We have a huge desk calendar at work and it has this long skinny notes section at the side. So me and my buddy were going to put some creepy edgar allan poe in there. But we decided to write out own stuff. here is a small taste of whats coming up after we finish. […]
Add to my Del.icio.usI found a toaster
it was made of plastic stuff
i can’t find my shoes
i can’t find my sleeves
i think i left them outside
no, that was my shoes
I once updated
on a regular basis
and it was awesome
this day is way lame
it’s a case of the mondays
this ending is weak
the old man rode east
to find the city of gold
all […]
I know I haven’t updated…in well forever, but I’ve been out of country and busy with work. But I’ll try my best to get an update out this weekend.
then maybe people will visit. o:
Sock Gnomes: Shameless Thieves, Or Government Agents?
Published by June 22nd, 2008 in WTF and Rants. 1 CommentWe all know about the infamous Sock Gnomes, sneaking about in the night stealing your socks when you least expect it. The real question, however, is, are they acting on their own accord, or acting on behalf of the government? Think about it, how many socks could these gnomes need? Think of all the […]
Add to my Del.icio.usI was thinking the other day….. WHY NOT MAKE GRANDMAS COPS!?!?!??!?! It’s ingenious. Who would ever see coming? Say you’re speeding and you start to pass this cop looking vehicle… you see an old lady driving it, so you don’t slot down and keep speeding. BAM you get pulled over, by the VERY SAME GRANDMA!! […]
Add to my Del.icio.usEvery time I take a piss in a public urinal, I always seem to notice how people position themselves for the urination. Some seem to be almost standing in the urinal. What’s up with that? It seems like it would splash a hell of a lot. Plus, it probably quadruples the chance of coming into […]
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